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星期五, 12月 31, 2004

from 'refreshing' to 'chilly'

Well, Friday wasn't a bad day... In "Three Principles" I had to explain the Quebec Referendum (or referenda) & history of that situation to my class. Also did some good 'distract random office staff' talking. At lunch hung out in the music room & sang songs, including a "Hey Jude" where the Andy starting rocking it out at the end part (much like in "The Easter Sessions" cover) so me & my music teacher headbanged a little. I don't have enough hair though, grr.

Studied in a few academics, then a fun Chinese class. AA & I had some good burnfests going on, though of course I am prone to lose. All in good fun & quite funny though. In fact a lot of that class was spent laughing. Choir was fun, got Kaylee to come too because I know she likes singing and doesn't get to at her school. All the tenors thought she was my girlfriend though, silly boys.

Then went to the Zhang house for dinner, which was good. Played Worms with Scott afterwards, then went back to Nanshijiao to change into some good clothes, i.e. anything not school uniform. Decided on sweater + leather jacket + scarf, because the forecast said a low of 8. Went back to the Zhangs', played more Worms, then went out to Taipei City Hall with Ivonne, Kenta, Etienne & Yu-jing. The subway was crowded, like not more so inside the car than any other 'full load' but in the station.

We randomly met some guy that randomly knew Kenta & he started hanging out with us. Plus some also random guy just had to wish me a "Happy New Year" because I was a foreigner. So we got kind of near to the front of the building... could hear the speakers, but couldn't see the individual people on stage. The sign on some building said 7 degrees, but out of the wind it was fine. Countdown was o.k. and then after there was really wussy cheering. Apparently it was the opening of Taipei 101 so there was a sweet fireworks show off the building. We went into the mall at the bottom & hung out a bit, then tried to get on the subway.

Outside of the exit there was a huge crowd and the police weren't letting any more people inside because it was too full. But then the entrance on the other side of the street opened up so we ran across with like 200 people, totally impeding traffic, to get on. There were a LOT of people in the station. I finally got home to Nanshijiao at about 2:30.

Today, I slept in until 1:00 PM... then the phone rang a million times & I picked it up because I guessed it would be an English-speaking person. And it turned out to be Scott. So he invited me to go to hot springs with him & the Chens, so I believe I shall. And with that, I depart for the MRT station. I have some pictures of stuff that I guess I will post later.

It's not quite 2005 yet for y'all, but I'll wish you a "Happy New Year" anyway. Rock on. K out [35 minutes]

星期四, 12月 30, 2004

New Years is Coming...

... so I am planning on getting more sleep tonight. Because of course, there is school so I must get up at 6:20 or earlier as usual... and I plan on staying up at least until 1:00 AM, 2005. This guy at school said there were 40 000 people at Taipei City Hall last year, so I want to go to there for a countdown. Also got a nice invite to the Zhang house for dinner. yay

Taking care of business: Anyway, apparently, Nicola did not actually die. It was a reference to some sort of game. Hooray.

As for Wednesday, well culture class was random. They told us we were knitting, but we actually made some bead bracelets. It took a while to figure out how to do, but once I was done I taught some others. Celia made a much better one though. Still it took me like 30-45 min, and then after that, we all just played Worms: Armageddon (Scott brought his laptop)... Alex & I teamed up again, but Anna didn't play so sometimes we faced Fabio &/or Kyle. Once again, we kept giving each other stupid suggestions and the atrociously misplayed moves outweighed the flawless brilliant ones.

While Scott was burning a CD for American Claire we hacked for a while. Turns out PP Water knows how to hack or can do the Taiwanese equivalent. Lunch was good, and then off to the school. Chinese class was o.k., we seem to be moving a bit faster now, but not much. I am doing o.k. on my own, but sometimes I try to memorize too much at once and it doesn't stick well. But the children's books are working.

Afterwards, I went to my class to give Xie Renjie her birthday card & present (both handmade by me)... guess what the present was? You actually don't get to guess; 'twas the bracelet I just made. Also since her English is really good & she said she likes to read Byron, I wrote "She Walks in Beauty" into the card, just because it's an awesome poem.

Scott & I took the bus to Gongguan and then MRT to my house (of course with the accompanied walking through night market & day market). He had to check with Amy to make sure she could & would make food he can eat every day. And then after that we played more Worms Armageddon~ :) Subsequently, there was dinner, a very Taiwan-mom-cooked setup, kind of like Chen or Zhang mama but slightly different style. Then I had to rush off to Guting for choir.

Just let me say one thing about choir: I'm glad this is the last practise... it's so late, no warm-up (what is she thinking?), and not NEARLY enough prep. time for concerts. I mean, you're performing at one of the TOP venues in your country, for the freaking President... and we start not one but TWO new songs--which we will be performing--4 days before. That's just a little odd, I know the Catholic choir group as a whole don't like their "elected leader" (finger quotes theirs), but show some professionalism. Mreh. It'll be cool regardless.

Today, had a fun, fairly productive Living Technology. Then, Domestic Science (should be translated as Home Ec., but not really the same concept) turned really weird. We went to the activities building and had a two-hour "coffee tasting class" by Starbucks... l'America des corporations, bienvenue a Taiwan! I didn't like the coffee too much, but there was really good cake, and I learned a lot of words too.

At lunch, Kate was talking to me (wearing my gift, seems it went over well) about the difference between jazz & blues... then suddenly 4 people from our class came in and 'pied' her face & head (ran out of room on the face) with plates of shaving cream. Then gave her a cake, which she enjoyed after washing her head. Slackers were a day late though, they all suck. In the friendly, Foo sense of the phrase. Afternoon classes were ok I guess, in Civics we went to watch a stupid movie of these two comedians that weren't funny, so I kind of slept/listened. P.E. was good badmintonage.

Got home in 35 minutes, now just internet & MSN. Taught my host mother some French (turns out I *do* remember stuff) as she was writing an email to someone in the language. This post has taken me a long time. Tomorrow is New Year's w00t. I think I will go to dinner at the Zhangs, come home to have a shower, and then go out. Hopefully it will be mad fun with crazy numbers of people. Happy New Year if I'm too tired to post again soon. K out [2 hours 5 minutes]

PS Check out the music of Greg, the other guy from Canada. You have to register though.

PPS I got in the paper, I'll show you all later.

星期二, 12月 28, 2004

it got cold. finally.

And by that I mean Taiwan cold, so like we could see our breath for a while outside Sun Yat-Sen. Oh yeah. That's about it.

Anyway, this morning choir practise was good, but looks like we're taking the same songs to the national final (as we're starting up practising them again)... at least this means I can keep working on my classical-choral voice, and I mean, I've gotten better since last time. Of course now practise time is valuable, so I may not be able to experiment with the pop music club. But I am enjoying life thoroughly right now.

Speaking of 'the cold,' my host mother mentioned it yesterday. So I reasoned, "well every time someone said it would be cold, it has been freakin hot." And thus didn't wear a coat. But I brought mon complèt to school, just wore a t-shirt and pants for P.E. though. Anyway, we played badminton which was kind of fun, but WAY too many people... taught Kenta some English stuff in English conversation, and did a brief Chinese class, talked too much English though~ changed into my suit, then hopped the MRT to S.Y.S. Saw Sarah, our Canadian English teacher, on the MRT and helped her do a crossword, even got a few (like "Bohr," "Iamb," and "Figaro" I hope is the Barber of Seville).

The event itself was suck. I mean, we talked to some random people, but it was long and boring. I also got interviewed by some reporters (of course my face is not t.v. material though)... the weird thing is, I like totally understood this one lady; but another one had NO idea how to say things I understood. One of these days I need to sit down with Denise though, and figure out all the different ways to say "how do you feel about" / "what's it like" or whatever, because there are a lot & more than one I didn't know has come up. That's a project for another day though. Did I mention I *haert* children's books? :p

Afterwards, we just kind of hung out, socialised with some people... Alex, Scott, Anna & I decided to go to Scott's to play "Worms: Armageddon." Boy was it awesomely fun... Alex & I teamed up against Anna & Scott... we thought she was out of practise, but somehow we got defeated badly. Every suggestion I made turned out in like the worst possible way, and it became kind of funny. Because Alex kept taking my advice. good times though. Returned home recently, just have been blogging. Will hit the sack a little earlier so I can be energetic for another stupid culture class tomorrow. Plus Scott is bringing his laptop for more hotseat play.

I'll also be going to choir practise in anticipation of the concert on the 2nd. Hoping to have a rocking New Year's but no solid plans as of yet. All in all a good day though the Rotary part wasn't good as usual. Exchange students rocked comme toujours. K out [40 minutes]

[edit:] PS I enjoyed Alleah's newest mega-long-post, which some of you might have been anticipating. Also, I read in Laura's blog that, quote, "Nicola committed suicide," and was wondering if anyone knew anything about this (whether it's true, a typo, or some sort of weird metaphor I don't understand)...

星期一, 12月 27, 2004

I *heart* Smallville

O.k., to lots of today was a little dull, but all in all good. Calligraphy was ok, I still suck but maybe soon I will know what I am doing a bit so I can buy stuff & practise at home. That's one of the things I hope to be not too bad at, as a demonstrable skill I can keep (that isn't Chinese, as that is not TOO appreciable to most of you -- "Hey guys, look what I can do: [incomprehensible stuff]" Everyone, "what?") but we'll see.

In Military Training I just studied stuff, reading through the ridiculously easy children's book which is all I can handle. I am working my way up to that one Scott gave me, which hopefully has like a mythological/historical vocabulary as opposed to one of basic items like rulers & pencil sharpeners. I don't even own a pencil. :p

More chinups at lunch, and a little hacking. Choir was good, we started a new song, but it is also easy. So much easy stuff, gah. In Music we just watched the musical again (called "Into the Woods"... all the people are darn good singers, and the lyrics are witty / brilliant & it's funny in general) finishing the first act. Chinese class wasn't bad, though we're doing this one grammar thing that is pretty difficult which I don't like. And it's not all that useful, like for emphasis but you can't emphasize every part of a sentence with it.

Afterwards, Scott, Kaylee & I were going to go to his house to watch some Smallville. We first took a detour at Gongguan to have another bing, this time Kaylee & I had the green bean one. And Scott had the red bean soup with sweet rice-ball-things that he can eat again. We eventually made our way to the Chen residence, where Kaylee was entertained playing a traditional Chinese instrument with Margaret. So, while waiting for Claire to arrive, Scott & I played Worms Armageddon. I sucked because I am out of practise, but it was fun.

Eventually Claire got there, and we started watching. After one episode, I was like, "This kicks ass!" and was hooked. We had pizza too (save long-suffering Scott). Of course the presence of Kaylee made it more enjoyable, but it was brilliant anyway--all the actors are really rocking. At like 8:50ish I wanted to go home, but then I actually watched the first minute of another episode & had to stay to watch that as well. All in all we watched 4, and agreed to save the rest of Season 3 for a marathon on winter break. Hardcore goodness. Don't tell me anything about it!

Rock on y'all, and post a comment (on Anna's blog too). K out [15 minutes]

星期日, 12月 26, 2004

Had a good talk with Ivonne today

and before you tear my head from off my shoulders, I talked to you too, Connie. And some other people I guess. Around noon I went with my little brother to his dad's church (yup, he has a dad who lives quite nearby so I guess this family is just divorced).

Came home and chilled for a while after, when the MSNing took place, as it was raining outside (otherwise we were thinking of going to Shilin). The party Rotary thing was at 6, but it took a while to get going. They made me talk and asked me random questions in Chinese and put me on the spot good, but it was ok. Got some nice presents, incl. a puppet signed by a famous Taiwanese puppeteer. w00t. Afterwards, rode the subway with Ivonne and we talked about stuff.

After an initial discussion of the use of "friend" and related words to describe people (acquaintance is not good to say here), we launched into an interesting discussion. She was all asking about my post-secondary plans & I said I would probably go to Malaspina & live with my 'rents. And she took askance to that indeed, insisting that I should go see the world, go on another exchange, and whatever. But I countered with the importance of friends and the likes. On the whole, she seemed to be winning, point by point & making me want to sell my future short, go into debt & do all sorts of crazy things for the hell of it.

But then I realised my rebuttal: my life is about a legacy. It's not about having a bunch of crazy experiences, drinking and partying, forgetting stuff because you were too drunk and the likes. It's also not about working too hard, studying constantly and the likes. It's about people, my friends, with whom I build relationships, because that is the only afterlife I get, in the memory of people whose lives I've touched--however cheesy and lame that may sound.

I invest in skills for myself partly for enjoyment, but also for the children I might have (if girls up to my stupid standards ever like me)... I mean, I am not going to wait for some little guy (or gal) of mine to be 7 or 8 and a teacher says, "Your child is good at piano, you should look into piano lessons." I want to have the opportunity there, so if aforementioned hypothetical offspring could rule at piano, it's not a game of catchup with people who started 5 or 10 years earlier. It's about opportunities, giving A.H.O. a fighting chance to really r0x0r the s0x0rs at an area of especial interest. And the likes. Somewhere in there, it would also be nice to write a bunch of songs or novels or something, so I have something that can be enjoyed by others busting a move into the public domain after I am gone.

On a lighter note, I once heard somebody mention that they attended "a 'celebration of life ceremony' for someone, because that was what they thought was in accordance with his wishes." Well just in case of unlikely circumstances, let me apprise you of my wishes. A funeral. No Catholic mass religion crap, but no bright colors an stuff either. Or canned music... *fistshake*. And none of that cremation and scattered ashes either. It never works as good as it does in the movies (except possibly "the Big Lebowski") and the thought of people picking through the ashes for chunks of bone with chopsticks is just kind of creepy... nyurg.

That all didn't sound as good as it did in my head, but hopefully it was kind of interesting to some of you; others can scroll down and look at the picture of Santa with the Reindeer! Hooray! I mean, not to demean any of you :p On Tuesday there is some Rotary thing apparently affiliated with the Ministry of Education... also, I am now supposed to attend all my club meetings starting in the New Year. w00t, except for the stupid amount of Taiwanese they use which just doesn't help me at all. Come on. Pick ONE language & I'll learn it good, you only get to play around with bilingual games when one is your native language. So if you, Rotary guys, want to do that, let's play English + Chinese. Fair to all. Or just conduct all business in French with conversation in polite, gramatically correct Japanese. nyar

Anyway, 'nuff said, hope Calligraphy tomorrow is fun. K out [35 minutes]

星期六, 12月 25, 2004

Hehee more X'mas

That's right, with an apostrophe. Anyway, I spent most of today just talking to people on MSN and the likes. Got up at 12:30 meaning I got a solid 12 hours of sleep. Mmm... sleep. Had cake for breakfast at about 4 in the afternoon, then a lunch-box dinner & a banana for desert. Mother was gone most of the day, but Joe was home, playing on the computer, watching movies on tv or whatever.

Good times from the Christmas Party...

Yesterday, being Friday, a few things happened. After computer class I had a brief 'talk Chinese and stuff' class with Denise, we looked over a children's book and I learned some new stuff. At lunch we had cake for Sunny whose birthday: Happy Birthday Sunny! Though I doubt he doesn't read my blog, let alone that much English. The 29th is my class leader's birthday, and I have got to make her a nice card even though I will be at culture class all day. I think it might also be a certain Nanaimoite blogger's day, but I have not been informed by said person so am not sure.

In afternoon Chinese class, we had a test, just a listen-write one, but I forgot part of one character, dammit. We had it in the French class, not the German one, & there was a French project on the wall, with lots of atrocious grammatical errors. AC pointed out these shouldn't be called atrocities (that mass murder, genocide & the likes only should use that word). But really, terrible terrible disrespect for the workings of the language. I was appalled. Also, apparently a girl at AC & Anna's school killed herself (or a girl from another school at their school) and one of our guy-Chinese-teacher's friends as well. So Claire was like "Christmas, when suicide rates go up," and I tried to interject, "--but studies have proven statistically--" to which she trumped "--empirical evidence shows, like at my school." pwn3d.

Choir practise was random, gave 音樂老師 (yinyue laoshi "music teacher" or how I refer to my choir teacher in my writings) her card and she seemed unable to believe I wrote it. I have some Chinglish cards and stuff, that I wanted to show you pictures of, but I left them at school. I got some from my classmates, but it was weird, because some had bopomo, but only on say, "Merry Christmas" and the rest of the text had none. It wasn't too bad, it turns out I could read some after I realised I knew the characters and that only the writing was messy.

So then I went to dinner with Hannah and one of her random friends from Mechanics & Power Study. It turns out I could be in two clubs at once, because I could join another one on the Friday club time and just come to choir all the other times. I'll ask 音樂老師 though, because it wouldt be cool to join the pop music playing club. But dedication to choir (who happen to all be rocking friend-type people I like) and commitment to working mega-hard so we all pwn immensely next year is more important.

I think, in the spirit of delayed gratification, I am going to save some of my X'mas money for another cymbal on the drums or a violin or something. Because I can get the MP3 player I want (I think) for less than the full sum. Need to talk to the 'rents though, 'cause I have only found iPods here so far. And they--according to Brad--cannot play WMA which is my primary format. Curse XP and it's non-ability to rip to MP3. Monopolize this, bitch! [you'll have to imagine the rude gesture]

Anyway in the spirit of Christmas I sent a few of you my favourite 5 second video of all time, that is, Anna snorting a line of flour from the Tea Tour. Please feel free to share it amongst yourselves and get the most number of people to having it possible. Antics to the max. I also will try to post some fun pics over the next few days...

Simple Plan - Perfect (cover)

I hope that one captures some of the atmosphere... the people look low down, but actually I am holding the camera in the air above my head for a better view of the stage. The girl MC was also wearing this really weird old-style dress, but no picture of that now. Brad also has a video of the hip-hop dancing which captures the atmosphere, but it's 50 megs so I don't have time to send it to each of you in turn. If you're stopped by the Neilson residence, ask to take a boo though. K out [45 minutes]

星期四, 12月 23, 2004

Merry Christmas to all

I guess you'll think this is early, but I assure you it is December 24th as we speak. There's a party at my school (Hannah thinks it will be a dancing party & everything) so I am stoked. I mean, I never said I could dance & any ineffectual motions I make to that effect will be ruled by the raw hip-hop ability of my classmates. But whatever.

Today, I actually got to school on time (I'm never late for CLASS, but for the thing BEFORE class sometimes the stupid bus gets stuck in traffic). Hooray. Then I went to "Sanmin Zhuyi" class & it was o.k. I could kind of follow it, I was trying to read the textbook & after I looked up a few words (such as 'rights,' 'power' & 'authority' I could catch part of it)... I like that class. The teacher writes in a way that is almost legible & doesn't use too much simplified Chinese. And that's all that's happened considering it's 9:45 in the morning in computer class & nothing's happening.

Yesterday was the long-awaited concert. We left the school at like 1 in the afternoon, & I learned the word for sweater-vest, which has NOTHING to do with sweater. After practising at 師大 (NTNU) for a while, we went to the concert hall, which was Zhongshan Hall. It just happens to be right next to Ximen.

Anyway, after having actually good lunch boxes for dinner, some of the guys were like "Let's go to Ximen." And while I am not yet that jaded I was like "come on, I just went there yesterday." But then I thought, "hmm... the reason we are here is because NTNU's music program is 85% girls, in fact there is half a choir and an orchestra full of them. Girls make random stuff more fun." So I decided we were going to try to pick up the university girls to go with us. I tried to get this bass guy to be my wingman but he was all wussy and teenage-boy-like. The unconfident kind thereof.

So I was all like (in Chinese of course) "Hey we're going to Ximen do you want to come with us?" And this girl looked like she was considering it, and tried to get her friends to go with her. But she kept saying "wait a minute" and talking to some more. Anyway none of her friends wanted to go so she jammed out. It almost worked though. I bet if I had the right backup (i.e. exchange students, such as Greg) or more attempts I could have pulled it off. So we went to the arcade, and I rocked at the drum game. Well I sucked, but then on the third game I kicked ass and got a really high score. Then afterwards I realised (due to the overweight drumstick with this weird thing on it) I had messed up my finger, or kind of hurt/blistered the skin right on the stick-holding part. Oh well.

Concert wasn't bad, in the first act we watched, there was this random 'fat lady' soprano, but she wasn't all that fat. Still sang operatic style with ridiculous amounts of vibrato. Sometimes I don't think I want to study voice because of that stupid, uncontrollable vibrato that almost makes you more off pitch than on. But then Ms. Liu sings anything (usu. in a Broadway-musical-soprano-lead style) and I think to myself, "that's hardcore. Gotta be a r0x0r tenor so I can sing with the good sopranos." Because we all know that it's always tenor + soprano as leads in a musical or in that type of song. Not that I can do musical theatre or anything. Because I suck suck suck at anything involving acting.

Also a guest violinist backed up by the orchestra, was pretty good. At the beginning of the 2nd half, before we did our song, they did a strings/harp/two flutes arrangement of Greensleeves. I love that song, and the harp made it really cool. Our performance went a lot better than I'd expected. But we had to stand there afterwards while they did two encores ('Hungarian Dance' and then one with the soprano lady) & do nothing.

I figured this conductor lady out. She is Taiwanese-born but like most talented people from Taiwan did her post-graduate work in the states. I think she has a Master's or Ph.D in double-bass and is a world-class conductor. Really, the orchestra is not that good, college students, but boy did she get a lot out of them. And it was really really tight, their encore piece was amazing (even when this one time one section tried to disobey her tempo) ... though I am still not sure how she expected my classmates to understand random English.

That's that for now, later today is Chinese class again + the evening party I mentioned earlier. Post a comment, y'all. [25 minutes] K out

星期三, 12月 22, 2004

"All I do is eat & sleep & sing"

Well, not really... though I did just listen to Abba's "Super Trouper." Today, I had free time due to not going to friggin Catholic choir. So, as per our plans I went shopping at Ximen with Anna. Now, a few words about Ximen: this is only the 3rd or 4th time I have been there, and the first time without a middle-aged Rotary woman. It is called "teenager's paradise" due to the immense number of clothing stores, movie theatres, food shops, arcades, KTV, and all the things teenagers in Taiwan allegedly like to do. Most of the exchange students are sick of it because they went there "too many" times in the first few months. Like '30 to 40 times' apparently which sounds insane.

Anyway, this morning was another dull culture class. This guy came in and showed us above puppets & stuff, so we got to play with them. It's kind of difficult and awkward. Like almost everyone, American Claire has bigger hands than I (just randomly). It was dull, so I talked to AA & AC for a while, then went with Scott to heat his lunch box. We hacked for about 30 minutes until it was ready, then down to class--discovered everyone leaving to the mall early, 'bout 11:30 so we headed over. Had subway, more chitchat, then reviewed for the test in Chinese.

Test was pretty short & easy, there was a (gasp!) oral component. Involving just reading a Chinese conversation passage, then describing freestyle a picture saying as much as you could about it. I didn't know the word for "soldier," "wall" or "swing" but I managed to talk a lot. Mostly about the clothes the people were wearing, & why I liked the soldier because he had a drum. Fun times. Afterwards, hung out with Alex & Claire a bit, & talked with Claire for a while. Then went to Ximen with Anna.

We walked around a lot of it, playing the drum game. Anna is pretty good & I was sucking. We turned the difficulty too high. Looked at handbags for Anna, she smoked a bit of which I don't really approve. Eventually went to the food court for dinner, I had steak which came with really crappy, watered-down versions of the two generic beverages at all restaurants. Anna made me ask a random student the population of Taipei, but he thought like 2 million when I wanted to know the pop for the county. What are they teaching the children these days?

Afterwards, went shopping some more, found a fantastically cheap store for bags (most things were 100) so Anna bought two & a purse. Also went to another store so I got a Canada button for my bag. I want a Wanfang Senior High bag though. After that, we went back out to the MRT station. Outside is a guy we'd seen earlier. He had these dolls & seemed to offer them to people, but not ask for money. So we went up to talk to him, and Anna was trying to talk to him but he wasn't responsive. He showed me a sign and it said he was with an organization for deaf-mutes. So I wrote some notes back & forth to him, and bought a doll for Anna for NT $100 (4 bucks canadian). Merry Christmas to her. Then we talked to some random foreigners, who turned out to be from Canada incl. BC who were teaching English in Taipei. Then home.

Fun in a bucket I thought. It's all about the people, & as I can't hang out with you all, faithful readers, I must develop relationships with these as well. Thus having a widely spread network of dear friends to visit around the globe. That would be cool I think. Thanks for all the comments on the last post... behold Greg & Celia.

From the Culture Fair, les citoyens glorieux

Tomorrow all afternoon is the choir concert, yay~~in fact likely while you in the Nanaimo time zone are reading this I'll be on stage. Might not be able to post at that time but who knows. Hope it goes well. Rock on for now [35 minutes] K out

星期二, 12月 21, 2004

Happy Solstice everyone

The shortest day of the year, and the one that marks (in my crazy view of the calendar) the official beginning of winter. I don't know when I decided that, but that's what I think, yup.

Anyway, before I forget, let me praise the virtues of my electric razor. Its battery life is fantastic, I think I used it for about 4 months before it needed recharging. Speaking of recharging, I recharged my cell and now I can't find it. Which is bad, because it's useful, and I was also borrowing it from the Chens. And also, my laptop keyboard just decided to be all like "fuck you" to me today, right in midsentence. So I am now a little irked, but supremely glad I brought this extra keyboard in my infinite wisdom.

So, today... well, this morning I sung "White Christmas." I kind of screwed up, but it still sounded good so I got lots of compliments. In PE I decided I didn't feel like swimming because I left my goggles & stupid hat at home & also my leg is kind of messed up. So I hung out with the majority of the girls who conveniently forget their swimming clothes every time. Kate (Xierenjie) & I sung "Colors of the Wind" and I did 25 situps and some pushups.

English conversation was random, I basicaly ended up teaching Kenta a little English & just as much Chinese. Ivan, Alex & Sarah just talked about different clubs most of the time, & what ones they would do for New Year's, and proper technique for drinking a lot before and stuff so you can save money. Talk Chinese with Denise class was good, she taught me a bit of good stuff, and we talked; learned a new children's poem. I love those.

Staring at lunch, we did a BBQ in my Scout class. But they are so wussy, to make a fire they always use charcoal. And this time we had blowtorches to make the charcoal light, and lighters to light the blowtorches. I mean, come on. But it was random and fun and pretty good. After that I went to the office for this random class they gave me, where I have to talk to different office staff & waste their time. At first I thought it would be busy work, but I ended up learning some new words, how to write stuff, and got valuable practise. This one guy gave me 6 out of a possible 5 "because you can write very difficult words" (trans). It was fun.

Art we continued with the painting, then a short choir practise for the 2nd movement of that song. So many people didn't come because they had cram school. Afterwards, waiting for the bus I saw Eleven (met her on the bus when she wanted to talk to Alex). Talked to her online this evening, as well as Anna. Agreed to go shopping at like Ximending tomorrow after Chinese. Hooray.

Once home, we had a good dinner plus the little white balls with the goodness inside. I think the outside is glutinous rice derived. It is in the freezer & then you put it in hot water and it gets warm / soggy. Also, figured I should give you all another picture. This'un is from the choir trip. Huzzah:

Choir 加油

The girl in the pastel blueish thing is my class leader, 'Kate' -- she is a pretty good soprano. I liked her for a while but she has a boyfriend (I am pretty sure), being the guy in the glasses with the black hair and black shirt. Time for bed for me. Also tried to explain English equivalents to "加油" jia you to Kenta today, but it's hard because there isn't just one.[35 minutes]

星期一, 12月 20, 2004

w00t

Happy birthday to me. Calligraphy was really hard. Army class was random, we watched a movie about CPR & then the army guy made them sing the birthday song. Choir, song again & a cake given to me my Ms. Liu (I just can't bring myself to call her BigFace :p ). Music class we watched part of a musical called "Into the Woods" & the singers were really good, plus the lyrics brilliant.

The Chinese class was random. The guy made us all do our speeches again & I again made it up, using all the stuff I'd planned to in my original written one plus explanatory notes to him. Also, at the beginning they busted out a cake... Yu-jing came in late & had the MOST confused look on her face ever. Claire wished her happy birthday and she just gave her a priceless expression. Good times.

After that, bought Chinglish cards & talked with Alex/Claire for an hour, then to choir practise. Alice called so I had to leave early & go to dinner with her & her mother. We went to a Japanese restaurant in the Hyatt. Boy was it swank & the food good... had mussel, escargot, sashimi, sushi, lots of kickass BBQed stuff, really good ice cream, this little cake with coconut cream in the middle & all sorts of good stuff. Rocked. I am getting real busy this week though oh boy. My gift to all of you:

It's a boy

Post a comment, I dare you. [30 minutes]

星期日, 12月 19, 2004

A quickie about the weekend

'Twas good on the whole. Saturday's Choir practise was all right, except in the middle she started yelling at us, and calling everybody (well all the guys) stupid in Chinese because they kept sucking at the notes/rhythm in the Taiwanese song of hardness. But then we kept drilling it until the whole first movement was perfect. All of it. And then she was happy.

On the advice of Anna who is awesome, I took the MRT to SYS then walked to a bank near Zhong-lun. And it worked!!!!!!!! I can finally get out money from a place I know how to get to. woo hoo. Mad props to her btw, for making a hilarious map in paint.

Anyway got to Guandu station early, so I wrote an entry in my journal in Chinese. So that might screw people (such as Alleah) who might try to read it later, but I got a Rotex to check it over & there were only a few mistakes/like 2 characters I didn't know & wrote bopomo for. The Christmas party was good. The food was really good, and the "White Elephant" was surprisingly fun. I sometimes like Samantha sometimes, though she picks the worst times to criticize or correct people. Like, we are singing Christmas carols and I'm trying to make up harmony as I go, and she's like "you're going out of tune." Or correcting my tones. Other than that, it's all good though. Almost everyone from down-Island was there but of course not people from the other district. Afterwards, went to a night market with some people. It was random 'cause I got hot tea again, in the plastic cup. I never learn.

Today, had to be at Wanfang early for the speech contest... that's 7 days a week this week & culture fair week as well... I think I've been there every morning for almost 20 days straight or I will achieve such soon :p. It was o.k., I made up my speech on the spot as a spinoff of the one I wrote as I promised myself to. The end result was weird though, because someone, this random German girl from down-Island got first. Like, Yujing took 3rd & Samantha 2nd which was fair... but this girl (though she practised it a lot) didn't write her speech & frankly her Chinese is not that good, nobody Taiwanese or foreign could understand what she was saying, & unlike Scott or myself she had no stage presence or life to her. But w/e.

Afterwards, went to lunch & stuff with Scott, Kaylee & their Chinese (+ calligraphy) teacher. We looked at a flower market and a jade market... I saw some neat stuff, but of course bought nothing. Also had a nice ice/red bean sweet dessert. Dinner was with the Chens (I was invited by Chen mama at like 11:30 at night by cell phone call Saturday). So me & Scott went with them to a restaurant where Chen mama sung a song. Then we all had a rocking dinner of BBQ + shabu shabu, at the same time. I even ate a snail... so I can't say I had "escargots" because only 1 but w/e.

Having finished eating, the Chens gave me a nice card and some stuff. Scott also gave me some REALLY nice stuff. I'll have to get him something nice for his birthday, still looking for the perfect gift; for Christmas we're just giving each other cheap fun stuff as he is Deist & I am atheist. Note how one takes a capital and the other doesn't in my mind. All in all twas a good day.

Tomorrow I plan to have a really awesome day. Calligraphy in the morning hopefully, then maybe a small celebration during choir @ lunch/during Music class... Chinese class apparently there are plans to party as well. [45 minutes]

星期五, 12月 17, 2004

"Since I'd be kissed by a man in either situation, I would still prefer to be the Prince"

The answers one gives to the questions one receives by Taiwanese people. This was while we were emceeing (M.C.-ing, or M.ingC.?) or perhaps 'hosting' the English Drama comp. at my school today.

This morning's "Three Principles of the People" (三民主義 sanminzhuyi) class, which I newly got, was a little interesting. I didn't really understand most of it, but I want to find out what it's like as it is 100% unique to Taiwan. Also, "someone teach me Chinese" class rocked a lot. Denise is awesome and has access to a huge library of children's literature, including the badass series "pi pi bear" or something... it's translated from British stuff. She lent me another, bigger, harder one today. So I have that much more to study--a whole lot of words to memorize including some new useful verbs & grammar. And lots of nouns. Taught her "onomatopoeia" & learned the Chinese word (which translates as "like sound word" or "similar sound word").

Played some good soccerness at lunch again today (after doing chinups of course). It was really hot though, I was sweating like crazy afterwards. Sang "White Christmas" so I think I have a handle on it. It's not as jazzy as I thought, but it will be good, in a nice key and whatnot. She said she'd photocopy it & give it to me today, but didn't, so w/e.

We were watching "The Emperor & the Assassin" in Chinese. You can get it at Rogers, but it's pretty dark & sad. And bloody and violent and awful. And a little long. Mmm... good stuff. But I had to leave early to 'prep' for the thing. So I actually was waiting around in the Academic Affairs office 1.5 hours before hand. The woman wasn't there at the time so I talked to Matt Llewellyn on MSN. It's been a while.

Linda (my M.C.ing buddy) decided that at the start we should just talk in each other's languages (because of course, since I can speak English I obviously should start in Chinese)... woohoo I guess. Later on when we were speaking in English, I sometimes had to translate one of my questions to Chinese when we were interviewing actors after. All in all it wasn't bad, a lot of the plays were stupidly similar though... some were different. One was a condension of Shakespeare's "Comedy of Errors" which I would say was the most hardcore for English. Another good one had a crappy story but man were they tight on the stagecraft. Like all the princesses were crossdressing guys too, for no reason. lol

Dwarf 1: "Who is the stupid man who suggested this?!" other dwarves (unison): "That man is you!" That play is my favourite though, I saw it so many times when they were practising it. Too bad Evanescence-girl didn't have a part.

Of course, because it was supposed to go from 3-5 it went to 6:30 and I got on a bus at 6:45... so I spent like 5 hours involved with a "2 hour event." I sort of wish I went to Chinese instead, but I always try to be loyal to my classmates & school over Rotary. Screw their principles, I like my classmates. And so am I known by many, like & respected my most thereof. teehee

Tomorrow, I'm busy with choir in the morning & an early afternoon for the Christmas Party, yay. Then Sunday morning is the speaking comp. Also, Bethany said some very interesting things about the Ama'/Soobus explosion. As always, post a comment. [1 hour 40 minutes]

星期四, 12月 16, 2004

Russet brandy in a dining glass

Everything is made of dreams
Time is made of honey slow & sweet
Only the fools know what it means

Think fast, what song are these lyrics from? And as a bonus question, which artist's performance of it am I tempted to dance to like a mad fool while no-one is watching. Incidentally, Laura seems to get a crazy amount of comments on her blog consistently. I suppose I can't complain until I start posting less frequently and in a more quality fashion. But she has always been a superior writer in many respects (too bad her talents are funneled into free verse though :p).

I have taken to corresponding with Brad through email recently... compared to blogs or IM, it seems like an ancient lost form of communication. The way we used to talk about letters. But I have not yet developed the ability to write letters. In blogosphere news, it seems Amay & Soobus have some sort of awful explosion. I hope this resolves itself and they remain friends. Also, I just realised all these people I am linking to have links on the side, which you could have just moved your mouse over to click.

Today, the morning was pretty random. My Living Tech. class was rehearsing their play for tomorrow. Taiwan English script & pronunciation of course... it's pretty funny & one can understand most of it. I think I get to see it again tomorrow though. Before I forget, check this funny link I found on Megs' blog. Well, parts are funny, & parts give me cause for concern.

Talked to my music teacher today, and she said she would gladly accompany (even suggested it herself) & suggested--because she has the music for it--"White Christmas." I don't know it very well, so if someone could please send an MP3/WMA to my hotmail or gmail (same name, just @ different places) that would be much appreciated. If I have to sing Christmas songs for Taiwanese people for the enjoyment of the administration, hooray for accompaniment. I think it's an especially apt song, as it can be jazzed & there won't be a White Xmas here any time soon.

Choir practise was o.k. but boy as I said, we're going to get slaughtered on that song. I hope it doesn't bring us any disgrace. Just not enough time working on it, plus the double ineptness of people who can't learn tough intervals & rhythms plus Taiwanese makes it slow going. Domestic Science we finally made the cake thing or whatever "Teramisu" is classified as. 'Twas fun, and we had this stuff called "Coffe Alcohol" (咖啡酒 kafeijiu) to use. But there was way too much so we started drinking little spoonfuls because it smelled really bad. It turned out to be good though, kind of like good black coffee mixed with liquer. Just randomly. Less food fighting this time.

P.E. was swimming, we had this near-impossible test where, to get 100% you had to swim to the other side of the pool in one breath, arms front & only kicking to propel yourself. I think some of the guys did it, but I went underwater 3/4 of the way, surfaced, and proceeded to deliver an incomprehensible noise of frustration. But the bus only took 35 minutes so I was happy. That's all for now, folks, K out. [50 minutes]

星期三, 12月 15, 2004

Wednesday

"要不要幫忙綁鞋帶?"

Or "would you like help tying your shoelaces?" As the children's book I like so much asked me. Today, culture class consisted of practising speeches for the speaking contest. Of course. Speeches. So while people were talking, I whipped something up, not looking up any words except a few that I couldn't write.

In this contest (the morning after the Christmas dinner), I don't plan on doing any winning. Just as long as my abilities are demonstrated & established for what they're at, it's all good. Some of the sucky people got other people to write or translate their stuff. I am confident in one of the 1337 people or the old guard winning; however, we'll see. There's this sleeper called "Samantha" from down-island, she's very young & a little bit arrogant, but her Chinese is very good. But making a speech no-one understands & delivering it badly doesn't count so we'll see what happens. I worked a joke into mine, but only one person who could understand it who was paying attention at the time was Yu-jing, so she got a good laugh.

On Friday I am MC-ing an English drama competition. Saturday is choir practise & the Christmas dinner. Sunday is the speaking contest. Monday is the day before Winter Solstice, and we all know what happens on that day (aside from Calligraphy lesson), just my cryptic hint to you. On Tuesday in Scout we will be cooking some stuff--I still haven't figured out whether or not we have to make a fire from scratch. Next Wednesday is another Culture class, then Thursday is the performance with the orchestra... I just listened to the last two instrumental movements. They kind of suck & I hope I don't have to listen to them. Just to purify my ears I am now listening to "Time Stands Still (at the Iron Hill)."

Also, today I got home fast... I got on the bust right at 4:12, then it got to Nanshijiao station at 4:42, a perfect 30 minutes later. Crazy. Had a good chat with Amay a while ago. Also last night I was talking to one of Amy's (with no 'a') friends who is going to Canada later. So I told said person all about Vancouver & stuff they could do cheap, like visit Stanley Park, the good libraries, & whatnot. Put in a plug for Nanaimo & the Nanaimo bar. Of which I happened to have a picture. I'm glad our hometown has a cool/kickass dessert, not something stupid. Speaking of which, I am kind of hungry. I might have to read Maclean's as I've got all the blogs read an hour ago.

星期二, 12月 14, 2004

And another package, w00t

This one brought yet more of my joy & bane, being MacLean's magazine--I think it is pretty good/Canadian & enjoy reading it no matter where I am. But likewise it always demands to be read more, until finished. And then it's late, causing me to lose sleep.

Today, we tried to finalize our new schedules. This unfortunately happened during my planned first class of Chinese conversation. So I only got to talk to the lady a bit, but we went through this really cute children's book about a bear getting up, getting dressed (I learned clothing words, some adjectives, & a verb or two + a grammatical construct or three), having breakfast then going out to play in the snow. I love children's books, because they have bopomofo. Mmm... so much knowledge at my fingertips. I got railroaded into some really random class where we have to hang out at various offices in the school & talk to people. But now is as good a time as any to analyze the office procedures of a Taiwan school.

Also, apparently the people that seem to be student teachers-turned-office aids are better called "interns." I'm not sure exactly what this entails but it's more in line with what they do (i.e. a little teaching, none of which I have ever seen, and lots of office work). Just randomly.

Also, there was swimming today, which was good. Except DAMN, it makes me tired. The random guy-who-wasn't-our-teacher (possibly a real student teacher) was like "you should take a break." I haven't figured out what Chinese expression translates to 'take a break,' but I'm sure there's an exact one they all mean which I should track down soon. Choir practise Friday is not happening, so I'm going to a drama competition that the 2nd-years are doing. I think I just got delegated to MC it in English, as it's an English drama comp. w00t, no Chinese class with the woman.

That's about it. I read through the blogs today, and found not as much new content as I would have liked, but I guess it's insane to expect new posts from everyone every day. Maybe I have to read more blogs. Or not. :p [10 minutes]

星期一, 12月 13, 2004

I got a wee package in the mail

Just to let you know, because some people are interested in that sort of thing. Especially appreciated (of what I've checked so far) are the hacks, Maclean's magazine, Brad-mixed CD & DVD of Devin's vidz. Especially cool was finally seeing "the Mannta" & getting a good look at the rocking abilities of Alleah's boyfriend, Sean.

Today, we had some sort of meeting where we got to mess our timetables. Kenta just dropped a block of Scout so he could have time to practise his Japanese thing every day at school. Alex & Ivan totally massacred theirs, making a crazy amount of time for what is called "going around and speaking Chinese." I advocated for a calligraphy class & got it -- two hours Monday morning starting next week. Booya, we'll see if I can catch up with Scott & Kaylee though. I'm studying that with Alex & Ivan, mind you, but Kenta won't be because he has already done some in Japan. I hope the other two don't impair my learning-to-calligraphy-awesome ability.

Also, this one lady said she'd teach me Chinese/practise speaking with me, at least two hours a week, starting tomorrow. With my favourite learning tool, children's books! Oh, how I strongly like children's literature. Namely because it has bopomo so I can read it aloud, & also because there's this random grammatical character I always see but never hear people say which I hope to learn. More updates on that as they develop. Might be able to get "Three Principles of the People" (三民主義 san min zhuyi a distinctively Taiwanese thing) & some drum time as well, though that wasn't decided. As it is I'm happy. Also, winter break is apparently 3 or 4 weeks long. w00t

All in all, rock on everyone. I hope people (whether they observe religious, consumer-capitalist, statutory, or pagan-astrological events this time of year) keep in the spirit of the season, cease any douche-like behavior, & be friends with your friends. At least, that's how I would put it. I've been saying "douche" a lot lately. Also, today we practised at 師大 (shida) again, but we won't be on Friday. Which is bad, because we are so not prepared. Still there is a week & a bit left, which means many an hour of practise time. Music teacher spoke highly of me again today.

Also randomly, music classes are supposed to be putting on parts from musicals next semester, which could be really cool or suck a lot. Tomorrow, I hope to do swimming in PE and cook in Scout, so it should be quite fun. If I can find my bathing suit. :p K out

星期日, 12月 12, 2004

The Weekend

Friday

Well, the practise at NTNU (師大) wasn't bad. We left our sopranos/altos at school & used theirs, so I saw a lot of college girls. Mmm.... it seems they don't have enough male singers though. There were like a handful of their tenors & basses. Their orchestra isn't nearly as good as the one I saw at the national concert hall.

Randomly, the conductor said a lot of stuff in English. Like she would count "3, 4, yi" or something, or say interpretive stuff in English... she told the guys to "explode" at a certain part. & nobody got it but me. So I don't know what she was doing... one time she was like "Trumpets, what are you doing? You're playing too loud. You shame me." And then my classmate was like (in chinese) "Why is she talking in English so much?" and I replied in kind "I don't know." But it was louder & more people heard me than I intended.

Afterwards, I went with two main tenor guys & our teacher to dinner. I had REALLY good meat for once, and figured out that there's a different word for tenderloin & sirloin steak (please remind me which is best?). Afterwards, rocked on over to the church... found it was actually a dress rehearsal/tech rehearsal. But somehow it still went really late and I didn't get to bed until really late.

On Saturday I had choir as usual. Good practise of the Taiwanese song, as well as the poppish ones we've started. I don't know what we're going to take to the competition though. First things first... went out to lunch (curry, mmm...) with this guy I had met the previous day. On Friday I'd been talking to him in Chinese about where we were going and NTNU and my church choir and stuff. So this time I let him practise his English with talk of coming from Taizhong and his dad working for Apple.

Then I headed off to meet Charity, Esther, Lynn & this other girl (who I learned is called Elf) at Zhongxiao Fuxing. We went to the theatre, where they informed me we'd be seeing Alexander (thought it was BJ2 but w/e). It was a long movie which I somewhat enjoyed. Lots of interesting topics for discussion come from it, and in some ways it reminded me of Troy. I was surprised at the parts they skimmed over with narrative. Also, more nudity than I expected for a "PG" movie. Afterwards we got more of the small japanese pictures.

The concert wasn't bad. Our choir prepared an encore, which we used even though there were no calls for encore. The gospel mass and ending piece rocked pretty hard in places though. I was all getting into it in my flowing choir-boy robe, as well. 'Fortune' as we call the Philippinean tenor, got a call for encore in his solo work, and he did one. People don't give standing ovations here though.

Today the culture fair was stupid early at the school. I went a little late on the advice of Scott (whom I saw with Claire & tall Luke on the subway coming home last night), and it was still early. Set stuff up, busted out our laptops (Canada had 2, other countries mostly one apiece). We couldn't get the flags to stick to the concrete because the tape didn't agree with flag-material; so, we wore them as clothes.

I got a pretty good pitch going on telling people about Canada. So many of the outbounds brought their parents. Who went with them everywhere. Some of the kids would talk, but the others, their parents did all the talking, even with prompting. The most common issue was "what about the weather? it's friggin cold isn't it" or some Chinese equivalent. I was happy to see Zhang family's younger boy there as well as Esther & Charity. I'm so excited for them. Also, people from my choir were there randomly, not as outbounds, but for no reason.

There was some good fun to be had. I had some good pineapple+shrimp pizza for lunch. Also, finally got some more hugs from Anna. Because hugs are awesome. Unfortunately, I did not get the opportunity to sign anyone's chest with my sharpie. Still there were antics to be had, like 'Fresno' passing the cell phone with his host mother off to people at random instead of talking to her.

Came home recently, did Alleah's html, and that's about it. Talked to Connie & some people as well. K out [57 minutes]

星期四, 12月 09, 2004

未來 (The future)

Ok, now there are fireworks outside. I wish I could go to a campaign rally, & see the President, but I'm just too damn busy. On that note, here is a schedule of stuff... make sure you read the previous post too though, it's about things I've recently done.

Friday:
3-6 PM N.T.N.U. (師大) School choir practise with an orchestra.
7-10 Catholic church (天主教大堂) Concert
Saturday:
9-12 Wanfang (萬芳) School choir practise
2-4:30 Warner Village (捷運忠孝復興站) Movie with school-friends [hooray!]
5-10 Catholic church (古亭站的大堂) Concert
Sunday:
7:40-3 Wanfang (萬芳) Culture fair

I won't be home for dinner or lunch for like two days in a row. Sigh. It's gonna cost, but the movie at least should be fun. Also, the school-choirage brings me closer day by day to achieving one of my life-experience goals: singing in a band-choir ensemble performance. It's not "One-Winged Angel," but it will do (I like how Taiwanese is 10 million times harder to sing than Latin). So don't expect much until Sunday Evening post.

Busy, busy boy (我很忙啊!)

I apologize for the lack of posts recently... I have been very busy & will continue to be until about Sunday, so I guess I can say there ought be another post then, detailing some of what happened.

Monday wasn't too bad of a day. In military training we again went inside and sat around, even though it was a nice day outside. Grr... but choir practise wasn't bad, and then in Music class, our teacher talked about the differences between operas & musicals. And we watched some kickass scenes from Phantom, incl. "Music of the Night" (which Bigface made me sing on the first day) and this other one where the soprano chick hits the E two octaves above middle C. badass.

At the start of Chinese class, Alex was like "Oh, you are supposed to call Ivonne." Claire was also complaining about some last-minute Rotary BS but I had to discover my own and not hear it... anyway I called Ivonne. She was like "You have to call PP Jean your counselor," and I was like, "I've never talked to her ever & I don't know her number." So she text-messaged me this thing. And it was just a hotel address & 6:15 PM. I called her later several times to finally ascertain it was a Rotary event that I had to go to & that it would end very late. Thanks, for the excellent 4 hour heads up, Rotary. Thanks (I am sarcastro).

So, I headed over to Shuanglian MRT station (where I'd seen a sign for said "Ambassador Hotel" once before) & started roaming the streets looking for the hotel. In my roamings, before I found a map, I did find a hardware store (五金行 wujinhang) but I didn't buy any nails because I was on a different mission. Eventually I got to the hotel. It was apparently their annual meeting, which meant a LOT of talking. I learned the word for Rotary club president (which doesn't include the word 'president') & also talked to some lady that knew English. We had a long, many course meal. Most of the courses were the gross kind of food that I sometimes get eating out (I can't figure out if it's Hong Kong style, Hakka, or what) except for a few... such as this half of a small bird. The English-talking woman speculated it was dove.

On Tuesday I was kind of tired, having been cut of sleep by this random event. I did manage to get all the promises I'd made sorted out, i.e. giving Alex the note from the girl on the bus, giving Bigface the choir music at which to take a boo, & the likes. At lunch, I went to see Alex's model "Taipei 101 Building" (台北101大樓)... while there, I saw some hammers & stuff, so I asked a teacher if I could borrow a hammer & have some nails to fix my classmate's chair. She acquiesced. So I fixed the one guy's chair mostly, so it doesn't fall apart any more at least, and also another guy's. Girls chairs rarely break because they don't lean back as often/as hard.

Then I went up to the top field & did chin-ups. This was fun, & it always makes me feel good. Scout was not too excellent, though as always I enjoyed cleaning the school, in a NON-half-assed manner. Cursed Taiwanese students. Alex is right when he says they are learning bad habits (like cleaning stuff suckily with water). Art was also o.k. Afterwards, I got on a Green 2 home. It being my luck, it was too full at the front so the door was closed & I couldn't ask the driver left/right route as I got on. So I asked Kenta in Chinese & he responded in kind "Right route." Well fuck me.

"It's not so bad," I rationalized, "only 70 minutes instead of 50." But I shouldn't have thought that, because it made the gods very, very angry. As a result, I had already been on the bus about 90 minutes by the time I got off in disgust at YongAn Market MRT (捷運永安市場站) & finally got home over 1 hour 45 minutes after I got on the bus. I hate this bus. And in fact, Charity said on MSN, completely of her own, "I hate bus!!" Which I take to be a concurrence in her spotless Chinglish.

In the evening I talked to Eleven (十一)--a.k.a. Friday bus girl--who was confuddled by some statements Alex made. I translated the French ones to her satisfaction, but English is English & I couldn't make that much more sensible. Also, she tried to get me to translate something into English (from Chinese) but it was beyond me. This was all in Chinese on MSN, btw... talk about a headache but also learning new characters x 1,000,000.

Wednesday somehow offered a less suck-taculous culture class than usual. Sure, I got stuck with needles and Scott scraped my head with a spoon a lot, par instruction, but it was less boring than the time we went to Longshan Temple. Scott has had better experiences with traditional Chinese medicine.

Language class was again not too bad, we learned some good words. Man the guy teacher is just awesome. It makes me wonder though, because we're all going at the same pace as the other class. Which is odd. At this rate, we won't get into the 2nd book by the end of the year, let alone the 3rd. I took the bus to Gongguan & then MRT to Nanshijiao to avoid monkey business this time.

Choir wasn't too bad. I got to be page turner for the organist for part of it, which was cool. Because organs are cool. Also, I gave Jack lots of mad tips on drums style throughout the thing. We finally mixed everybody up so we're not in sections, so it was cool. Like, I instantly got perfect at everything because I didn't have to listen to (or lean on as I might sometimes do) other good-tenor-guy who can roll Rs & stuff. I was beside a loud soprano for most though. Phillipines guy didn't show up, & this was our "dress" rehearsal.

Today, I felt rather tired for most of the morning classes. I kind of perked up in Civics (公民 gongmin) when I thought I heard the teacher making a joke about foreigners' Chinese. But then after that she started talking about culture, and I could almost follow, though I didn't understand the meat (i.e. most of WHAT she was saying ABOUT it)... part was about Taiwan vs. western culture & word origins, which was neat. In English we moved desks, and at lunch I did chinups and jogged a couple laps, which was good right before choir.

In the first Domestic Science, I kind of talked quietly to Alex & explained to him a few Chinese things. In the second one he left, so I worked on my little people. The teacher seemed kind of irked by him "skipping my class again" (she said in English) "though I don't care. You're welcome to join us next week for cooking." To which I responded with a silent 'hooray.' Because I love doing stuff with my classmates (as opposed to sitting silently in a room with them).

On the whole though, I might have to say that P.E. was somehow the highlight of my day. I think we have a student teacher, 'cause this guy just keeps coming back... but I did a few laps and then we played soccer. This time it was back to 15 pushups, but I did 20 anyway, because why would I want to decrease my total count? We started out playing some weird game, but I learned a word I think, so w/e. Then it was like some ball control drill. Which I converted into a possession drill with everyone I could explain it to in Chinese, so that was fun. It's like "This is your ball. I want it, but you don't want to give it to me. So I will try to take it, understand?" (Chinese) And then when I managed to get it, I would make them try to take it from me. Tiring, but really fun.

I'm going to do another post soon about all the stuff I'm doing in the next few days. My classmates are in the background of the following picture:

Exhibit A:Alex with megaphone

星期日, 12月 05, 2004

Week at a Glance

The executive summary of this week:
Monday & Tuesday: There was no school due to exams, I stayed home mostly, except for Chinese class. I also went shopping looking for MP3 players, but couldn't find HD models at the Xinguang Mitsukoshi.
Wednesday: Culture class was especially dull. Chinese was o.k. though our teacher was weird. In the evening at choir, met some interesting foreigners (who are actually living here permanently). Concert is coming up.
Thursday: A day at school. Watched Shrek 2 in Domestic Science, spoke at a meeting between the school & host families, and got mistaken for a 'real' Chinese-speaking student during P.E. by guest speakers. Bluffed.
Friday: School trip. Had some fun BBQing and talking to friends, also did a four-storey rock climb 1st try with no slips. Was about the limit of my strength, very challenging. I almost gave up and the shaking was visible from the ground.
Saturday: Went to a movie with Scott & my host brother. I liked it, it was really beautiful & with I think a nice message on life. Didn't quite understand everything, because it was Japanese with Chinese subs. Take that, people who THINK they watch foreign films.
Sunday: Choir trip to Danshui all day. It had it's moments, most of the fun was concentrated on the hour & a half roaming about freely with schoolmates.

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this quick look at what I've been up to. Lots is coming up in the future & I'm getting better at Chinese. For in-depth looks take a look back through the week--quality & suitability of content not guaranteed!

69, dude

Well, today our choir went to Danshui, and parts of it were fun. I could post a lot about it, but I have other things to write... let's just say I tried the famous "Agei" (阿給) and also a banana dipped in chocolate with sprinkles. Also went to a picture place with some girls, hooray for the japanese sticker photos! Spent more money than I would have liked, had a good talk with Hannah, learned some new music, heard Diana Krall music at the waterfront, and rode in a boat.

As for this auspicious post number, let me give you this picture of a store we saw and leave it at that:

Condom World


Comments always welcome.

星期六, 12月 04, 2004

"Not a bad day overall"

was a good way to describe today. I also had a very interesting though totally unfinished conversation with Connie. Stupid time difference, but it's not so bad--otherwise we both would have been up until 5:00 AM. It raised very interesting points, which I shall mull over in The Taiwan Diaries; I'm into the second volume.

Next post will be the 69th. How can I mark such an august occasion in good taste? Especially as in that time frame I might have to cover a weekly post for the grand'rents... suggestions welcome & comments encouraged as always.

Anyway, as for today... not too much happened, but I fairly had a grand old time of it at times. Life here always has boring & sucky parts, but then there are highlights and you forget about the crap (or rather it ceases to annoy). For example, this morning I got up like a good boy, hopped the Green 2 to Wanfang, and started looking for the choir. It was raining and my shoes got thoroughly soaked, but I didn't find the group in any of the usual locations. In fact, no sign of life did flicker save for two of my classmates whom I saw.

So, I got on the subway back to Nanshijiao. Transferring at Zhongxiao Fuxing I met a teacher from my school who thought I was French Alex. Met the English club, practising for a play. Transferring at Taipei Main Station, I got a call from the music teacher (having called her and not receiving a response at Wanfang). She explained that because there was a "typhoon" (some raind but no wind) all Saturday morning activities were cancelled, but that she neglected to call me.

Thus I hit the 'net a while at home, then went with my little brother and Scott to a movie. It was in Japanese with Chinese subs, though the dialogue through lots of it was not so important to the movie. You could mostly follow it picking out key words from the subs, listening to the tones of voice and watching (except at a key point or two). Scott was bored, but I quite loved it, thought it was a beautiful movie. 'Life & human relationships can be so wonderful,' I thought, irking half my readership. But of course at the end it was sad, with a crying/smile 'life goes on' ending for those left living.

Returning home again, my host brother & I had dinner (our mother is down-island reporting), and then more computers for both of us. I had a mind-straining conversation in Chinese on MSN with a girl, and some good talking with various people online. Such as Connie. But it seems lots of people, like the Collective, were off performing their musical and not online. Got a nice invite from another girl for next Saturday afternoon (as well as one from Scott for tomorrow afternoon which I must decline).

I called my music teacher, because of course, she didn't call me this evening as she had said. She confirmed that we ARE INDEED going to Danshui tomorrow (with the choir) but warned that it would be cold. Coming from a Taiwanese person, this implies it will be hot and any jackets brought will be regretted. So I am not sure what to wear... but finally casual wear as we're not at school. Hooray for the weekend, but I brought too many clothes I can never wear. As always, I urge comments to the max.

Food for thought: What is a 'sheltered' life? What is the ideal life? Post post post. [33 minutes]

星期五, 12月 03, 2004

"they come for the alex but they stay for the kevin"

The title would be, of course, the official Quote of the Day by Greg, my compatriot likewise representing in Taiwan (the only other Canadian guy I know here, there can't be many of us).

Anyway, I was just checking out some interesting Google pages about their page-ranking and stuff & then I ran into a page of Florian linking to my site on some German message board. [Translated automatically by Google for your viewing pleasure, except Anna, who can click here for maximum understanding] Ironically, that makes Florian the second German to comment that my blog is difficult to understand unless one's English is good.

As I mentioned earlier, today was our school trip. Got up at 5:45, had a breakfast sandwich (with sweet meat, not cooked bacon) then took the 6:15 Green 2 towards Wanfang. French Alex got on partway again, I think around the new Carrefour. At school everyone piled on buses, & I mean that in the most controlled, orderly way possible. We first sat in our classes in nice neat lines (boys & girls seperate), then went by classes, one to each bus.

We went out to this place where Alex said he once played paintball with his Rotary. Real paintball... I must look into this. On the way there, I saw the giant yellow statue that Scott, Mr. Chen & I hiked up to one time oh so long ago. Once we arrived, there was the usual hullabaloo of over-explaining everything, then we tied on safety belts & started doing random activities.

There was a rock climbing wall (like at the Romper Room) outside on a tower 4 stories high. Everybody was to attempt it (except one girl in my class didn't try for sure & I have no doubt there were others) and the girls on the ground kept yelling "Jiu hao!" which doesn't really have an English equivalent. You could say it was like "go, go, go!" -- it isn't really encouragement, just a prodding to rock on. Some of my classmates made it to the top, including our class leader (班長 banzhang) Kate (謝仁潔 xie renjie) who is an awesome person but weak like most Taiwanese girls. I was impressed, because it was a challenging wall, esp. in places. Most of the stronger/athletic (i.e. rocking strength/weight ratio people) made it.

And then it was my turn. Or rather, I went like 3rd because I was really stoked for it. As I said, it was a challenging wall. I had to use my full reach, and sometimes grab a handhold and jump with both my feet to reach footholds which would let me advance. At one point I could feel my strength fading & wanted to give up, or rather wished that I would give up so I could stop exerting all this effort. Apparently the shaking in my limbs was visible from the ground. But of course, I didn't actually give up. I thought something along the lines of "fuck you body, fuck you self, your hatred duly noted, so let us continue," and then went the next 12-15 feet to the top. Token cheers for display of physical excellence & then the belay eased me down [actually I was 'rapelling' viz. bouncing of the wall at the start but you're not supposed to do that in that circumstance].

Later on I did rappelling (stupid spelling) from the top of the tower. I admit it was actually kind of scary, but now that I've done it, I found it cool and want to go again. Basically, you have a clip through your safety belt through which a rope is wrapped a certain way. You hold the rope with both hands, and if in your right hand you move it away from your body, it gives play and you go down. But the thing is, it's not like you're anchored in any other way. So, preparing to 'fall' backward off the fourth storey of this building, I felt a little anxious. I kind of got the hang of it partway down & it was fun, but still. nyurg

Current Music: "Never is Enough" BNL (stunt)

The barbecue was similar to the ones I did around Moon Festival time... this time it was me, two guys & 7 girls from my class (an offer I couldn't refuse) including 謝仁潔 who I must confess is my favourite. She's just awesome. Also there was the P.E. leader/activities girl who is also cool, but randomly can't swim & isn't too strong (but she can run pretty quickly) ... it's strange for the leader of our gym class to be lacking aforementioned qualities I think. Afterwards, we went to this place, and this guy tried to teach the students how to milk a cow. A couple tried but they were pretty sucky at it. Cow didn't look too happy.

On the busride back to school, I talked to one of my classmates & we both learned some new words. It was neat because I didn't have my dictionary (though he had his walking English dictionary, our english/homeroom teacher Scarlett (劉鎮珍 liu zhenzhen). Also, while watching karaoke I learned how to write an important word.

On the Green 2 back home (Left route first time w00t) I talked with Alex for a while. We discussed stuff like our experiences at the beginning of the year & Canada / France / Taiwan. After he got off, a laughing (& might I add very good-looking) girl gave me a note which I was to give to "my friend" meaning Alex. This was much to the chagrin of her two friends who were covering their faces & hiding in their intense laughter.

Later I ended up sitting near her (but beside this other woman) and we talked a bit. Mostly in Chinese, and a little English, so it was good. Found out she is 16, and wants to exchange instruction in languages with us. Of course, she started wanting to be friends with Alex, because of his model-good-looks always attracting the Taiwanese. But as Greg said, she "stay[ed] for the kevin," because I have, you know, a personality & also can speak a little Chinese. So I gave her my MSN, but soon after had to get off the bus. hooray for Chinese conversation.

As I got off the bus, so did the woman I was sitting beside. She hurried up to me as I was waiting for the crosswalk light to change & offered shared cover under her umbrella. I accepted, as it was and still is raining like a bastard (that is to say, very hard). So I talked to her a bit, extrapolating on the things she'd been listening in on. Turns out she's a 19-year-old X-ray-related employee at Wanfang hospital & also a university student. Nicely walked me all the way to my house, so I gave her my MSN also. Yeah girls. & as I've said in Chinese many a time, I like Taiwan because everyone is nice.

Incidentally, where were the comments on the last post? I know I've been churning out a lot of content lately, but I can't tell if people are reading or not if nobody posts. Which makes me sad. Which makes me not want to go to the effort of posting pictures once my camera battery recharges. Anyway, here's the one picture I got... Ivan. It's also high time I gave full thanks to Connie for solving my unexpected Diana Krall "Departure Bay" craving problem:

Ivan, pro wall climber

Apparently, this took me since 9:01 to complete. Also, note the inadvertent ABBA song allusion in the picture.

星期四, 12月 02, 2004

What makes you happy?

Oh, I like hacking. Music. Meeting nice people. Nothing too crappy to bring you down, don't you just love the autumn breeze?

Just Randomly: December 1st was World AIDS Day, so I hope those of you who are sexually active have been practising safer sex (and that the rest of you don't share any needles). In other news, Drew's blog seems to have mysteriously disappeared. In other, other news, I just read & became a fan of Ctrl-Alt-Del the online comic... it's very, very funny. But I read it all in two days so now I have to wait for new content. sigh

Some Questions I Have: How did the choir thing go? I mean, I know tons of people were all like "Gar, Mrs. Sinclair OWNS me," but other than that I didn't find many exciting summaries...

Let's pick up where we left off... Tuesday... turns out there WASN'T school after all, even for that junior high class, to my great irkedness. So I went to the Xinguang Mitsukoshi to look at MP3 players. They didn't have any HD ones though plenty of flash similarly priced to the place by the Chen residence. In the evening I went to the music store & practised piano for an hour. It was fun.

On Wednesday, a lot of things happened. Went to Zhong-lun for culture class, only to find us all sitting around randomly. Turns out they had no real plan, so we were "going to Longshan temple." Arriving there at like 11 (after 2 hours of wasted time) we proceeded to not really do anything. I did homework for a while.

After culture class ended, A.A., American Claire, Kaylee & I went out and about. Alex & I bought sausages, then the lot of us went to a random restaurant and had this random thing a server showed us. It wasn't bad, just kind of blah, and the balls in the soup looked somewhere between cat food & hairballs. Go feline theme. It wasn't bad, but it sure wasn't good either, though the sausages rocked.

We headed to Wanfang, nice & early, and went to a tea stand so Claire could get her bubble tea fix (or something like it, I'm not sure the exact type). I foolishly got hot red tea (it's in a thin plastic thing with a straw) so I was kind of hurting my hands for a while. Somewhere in there we managed to end up in a stationEry store, so I bought a Sharpie. And now I have sharpie. yay

Chinese class was kind of weird, like our teacher was the chick and she was surprisingly touchy and stuff. Her expectations were different though she still taught us ever so little. I totally prefer the guy, he is just plain awesome. Like he is a good teacher, but he has that non-uptight classroom environment where the students can actually be into it & w/e, and he can actually teach grammar & stuff. But enough of that.

In the evening it was church choir again. This time there was a random new guy from the Philippines with his tall, fairly good-looking American wife. She was wearing a remarkably short skirt, hence the remark. He was a remarkably good singer, and funnily enough guys just kept foisting solos off on him. He's been living here like a year already and can't speak Chinese at all/understand, and this is his permanent residence. So, I'm confused. But why a random Catholic just randomly moved overseas is beyond me. Helped the drummer set up, so I got to play 5 minutes of drums, w00t... had a random bassist who was kind of sight-reading the music badly.

Today, I had kind of a so-so day. In choir we started this Taiwanese song, like it's all complicated and weird like, but I look at the lyrics and even if I know what half the characters sound like, I don't. Because it's a totally different language with sounds you can't/don't make in Chinese and an unfinished romanization system. Our teacher said she would write it so I could figure out the sounds though. bah Taiwanese, it's all about the Chinese.

In domestic science we were randomly watching Shrek 2. In the middle Alex & I left for the school/parent/us meeting. I was pressed into speaking unexpectedly, so I said what I meant, which was: "I want someone to teach me Chinese & to play drums." I mean, I can be less terse & talk more about experiences or w/e with Scarlett (our homeroom teacher/english teacher) or Sandy, the school's main authority over us all, but that was random. P.E. was also highly random, but right at the beginning these visiting sports guys mistook me for a regular student of the school, so I just BSed with limited Chinese and told them what they wanted to know, viz. when class was supposed to start.

Also on the subway exchanged a few words with some guy, of course the start of the conversation was "Nanshijiao." *thumbs up* "Nanshijiao is very good? Speak Chinese. Speak Chinese." "I don't know how." [translated] ... but it was certainly random enough. Actually... I was trying to take the bus. But I waited two Green 2 buses that were going the other way (over 20 minutes) then I was just like, "fuck you, buses," and went to Gongguan then the good old MRT.

In the Future

Tomorrow is a day-long school trip, starting early. I still don't know whether to wear school or regular clothes. On Saturday night, I might get to go to a neat-o piano duet recital by an Italian husband & wife team. Sunday is a random choir excursion to Danshui, just for fun. No performing or anything, just goodness... I hope. Sometime in December, aside from the speaking contest, Xmas party & culture fair, & people's birthdays (not just mine, but *wink wink* anyway), there is some dumb thing where exchange students are supposed to give presentations/performances (always performing, grr...) about Christmas or something. Not too excited for that.